What Kind of Poker Player Are You?

1.) You have seen a flop in middle position with 88 for a single bet with 5 other players. The flop is KQ7 rainbow, the first to act bets and the next player raises. What do you do?
Re-raise
Call
Fold
Muck your hand and set the dealer on fire

2.) Your best friend asks for advice on purchasing a new car. What do you do?
Tell him to buy the same car you drive and mock him if he doesn't
Consult "Small Stakes Holdem" by Ed Miller
Suggest he consider bicycling
Take off your noice cancelling headphones and say "What?"
Help him search a for car online
I don't have any friends

3.) What kind sunglasses to you wear when playing live?
Oakley
Ray Ban
7-11 fresh from the rack
Prescription by Lenscrafters
None, why is it sunny indoors?
They play poker live?

4.) Which online cardroom to you play the most at?
Party Poker
Paradise Poker
UltimateBet
PokerStars
Full Tilt Poker
Pokerroom
I play on the smallest skin of the Prima Network!
Other online poker room
They play poker online?

5.) Do you track your poker results?
Yes and my VPIP% (Vol. Pots I pwn!) is 75%!!!1!!
Yes I keep detailed statistics on a used piece of paper to save money
Yes so I can recount every suck-out in painful detail
Yes I use Poker Tracker and there's a phone next to my name, does that mean I can phone a friend?
No. Actually yes, but I said no to be deceptive.
No. Really.

6.) You just took a bad beat, what do you do?
I berate the donkey who gave it to me. Repeatedly.
I start playing any two cards just like my idiot opponents
Oh well, that's poker!
Actually I get a sick sort of pleasure out of being badly beaten.
I'm tilt prone so I usually sit out for a while or leave the game

7.) Who's your favorite professional poker player?
Annie Duke. I heard she plays poker in her bare feet and I love feet
Gus Hansen, although he plays a little tight for my tastes
Phil Hellmuth. He's almost as good as I am
Ed Miller, Noted Poker Authority
Howard Lederer
Daniel Negreanu
Mike "The Mouth" Matusow
Bill Fillmaff

8.) How many poker books have you read?
None
1 or 2 books
3 to 5 books
5 to 10 books
10 to 20 books
Over 20 books
I've written over 20 poker books

9.) How long have you been playing poker?
I just started
Six months or less
Between six months and a year
Between one and three years
Between three and ten years
Over ten years
I don't play poker