1.) You have seen a flop in middle position with 88 for a single bet with 5 other players. The flop is KQ7 rainbow, the first to act bets and the next player raises. What do you do? Re-raise Call Fold Muck your hand and set the dealer on fire
2.) Your best friend asks for advice on purchasing a new car. What do you do? Tell him to buy the same car you drive and mock him if he doesn't Consult "Small Stakes Holdem" by Ed Miller Suggest he consider bicycling Take off your noice cancelling headphones and say "What?" Help him search a for car online I don't have any friends
3.) What kind sunglasses to you wear when playing live? Oakley Ray Ban 7-11 fresh from the rack Prescription by Lenscrafters None, why is it sunny indoors? They play poker live?
4.) Which online cardroom to you play the most at? Party Poker Paradise Poker UltimateBet PokerStars Full Tilt Poker Pokerroom I play on the smallest skin of the Prima Network! Other online poker room They play poker online?
5.) Do you track your poker results? Yes and my VPIP% (Vol. Pots I pwn!) is 75%!!!1!! Yes I keep detailed statistics on a used piece of paper to save money Yes so I can recount every suck-out in painful detail Yes I use Poker Tracker and there's a phone next to my name, does that mean I can phone a friend? No. Actually yes, but I said no to be deceptive. No. Really.
6.) You just took a bad beat, what do you do? I berate the donkey who gave it to me. Repeatedly. I start playing any two cards just like my idiot opponents Oh well, that's poker! Actually I get a sick sort of pleasure out of being badly beaten. I'm tilt prone so I usually sit out for a while or leave the game
7.) Who's your favorite professional poker player? Annie Duke. I heard she plays poker in her bare feet and I love feet Gus Hansen, although he plays a little tight for my tastes Phil Hellmuth. He's almost as good as I am Ed Miller, Noted Poker Authority Howard Lederer Daniel Negreanu Mike "The Mouth" Matusow Bill Fillmaff
8.) How many poker books have you read? None 1 or 2 books 3 to 5 books 5 to 10 books 10 to 20 books Over 20 books I've written over 20 poker books
9.) How long have you been playing poker? I just started Six months or less Between six months and a year Between one and three years Between three and ten years Over ten years I don't play poker